mom… dad…. mom… dad…. mom… dad…. *starts beatboxing* mom… dad…. mom… dad….
don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it
did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart
teenage girls will fuck your shit up
hundred and hundreds of AUs
i prefer fantasy over reality.
are you kidding I have AUs for my AUs
Dont hate jb for his music
hate him b.c he’s a rude ass prick
people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out
reminder to self: just because you can stay up until 5 in the morning doesn’t mean you should